I blame this on EK-san. =>

The answers relate to what I believe I am, rather than what I wish I was.

If I were a month, I would be: November. The month leading to the month everybody looks forward to.

If I were a day of the week, I would be: Thursday. That's a nice, comforting, end-of-week day which gives people relief in knowing the weekend is coming.

If I were a time of day, I would be: 10am

If I were a planet, I would be: Pluto. Who was always a planet until it suddenly wasn't a planet anymore due to technicalities.

If I were a sea animal, I would be: A cleaner fish~ I shall be one in my next life.

If I were a direction, I would be: North. The up sort.

If I were a piece of furniture: A coffee table. Mmm....coffee... Wait, don't rest your feet on me! D=

If I were a sin, I would be: SLOTH. Big time. (And maybe just a bit of lust. But which teenager isn't. XP)

If I were a historical figure I would be: I don't know that many historical figures.

If I were a liquid, I would be: Mercury. > Yes children, drink me.

If I were a stone, I would be: Jade.

If I were a tree, I would be: Bonsai!

If I were a bird, I would be: A sparrow.

If I were a tool, I would be: ...a tool. XD Or maybe a spade.

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: DEADLY NIGHTSHADE. (Yes, I realise that's a fungus. Shut up.)

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Light fog on a crisp autumn morn - the cold morning you know is going to turn into a warm day.

If I were a mythical creature, I would be: A fairy. |D

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A guitar. Melancholy and excluded from orchestras.

If I were an animal, I would be: Some form of exotic insect.

If I were a colour, I would be: Grey

If I were an emotion, I would be: Sad smile.

If I were a vegetable, I would be: A giant white turnip. Spirited Away style. Mmm...turnip...

If I were a sound, I would be: The Ding-Dong of an oldschool doorbell.

If I were an element, I would be: Antimony~

If I were a car, I would be: Toyota!

If I were a song, I would be: Wires - by Athlete

If I were a movie, I would be: Pokemon 2000.

If I were a book, I would be written by: Patrick White

If I were a food, I would be: Preserved fish strips.

If I were a place, I would be: The Bermuda Triangle.

If I were a taste, I would be: Sour. Most definitely sour.

If I were a scent, I would be: grassy field that's just been rained on.

If I were a religion, I would be: JENOVA's Witness. XD

If I were a word, I would be: YET.

If I were a body part, I would be: The bellybutton. :3

If I were a subject in school, I would be: Introductory philosophy.

If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Sophie from Howl's Moving Castle. Pretty shit movie, but the one scene when I really related to Sophie was when she screamed 'you think you've got it hard, but I've NEVER been beautiful', then went outside and cried in the rain.

If I were a shape, I would be: Circle

If I were a number, I would be: 42.

If I were an item of clothing, I would be: A sleek, black, long jacket.

If I were a piece of jewelery, I would be: A choker

If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: A nice button.